I'm Dave.
Hi, I'm Dave!
I'm Not-Dave
And I'm not.

What would you like to know?

Shit nobody has actually asked that we decided to answer anyway.

Q: Hey! I've got a great idea for a game! Wanna hear it?
A: Eh, maybe. Don't think we're going to pay you tons of money for your idea. Odds are, we won't use it. If we do, we're more likely to work out a split of the profits. But if that sounds good to you, and you really believe in your idea, sure, send the games department a message about it.

Q: I've got a great idea for some videos, too! Want those as well?
A: If you're so full of ideas, why aren't you starting your own thing? If you want to send in suggestions, mail them to the production department. We might give you a shout-out, but that's about it.

Q: What is Not-Dave's real name?
A: That's a little personal, don't you think?

Q: Where do you get your ideas?
A: Alcohol.

Q: What's with the MDB, BSB and HBIC letters? What do they mean?
A: Hey, that's two questions! Cheater! But those are our company's job titles, like CEO and VP and such. MDB is Most Despicable Bastards, aka President. BSB is Back-Seat-Bitch, or Vice-President. HBIC stands for Head-Bastard-in-Charge, and is like the "Vice President in Charge of This or That" at more traditional companies. Instead of Customer Service Representatives (CSRs) we have Asshole Handling Personnel (AHPs). And instead of secretaries, we have OUDAT (Over-worked, Under-appreciated Dealers of All the Things).

Q: What are gamebooks?
A: Either you didn't grow up in the 80s, or your childhood sucked! Or both. Gamebooks are like the bastard children of Choose Your Own Adventure® books and Dungeons and Dragons®. If you don't know what either of those are, we have to wonder how you've survived as long as you have. Our gamebooks are still so early in developement that we have to wonder how you knew to ask. WITCH! WITCH!

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